So here's mine:
Me (picking up the telephone, pouring a latte and answering the drivethrough buzz, simultaneously):
Coffee-Shop-on-Zelda-Road-this-is-Stephanie-How-can-I-help-you?
On the other end: Uh, is Antowan there?
Me: I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you with something?
Him: Crap.
Silence.
Him: Uh, do YOU know how to make my drink?
Silence.
Me: Are you the white mocha?
Him: Yeah!
Me: You want a triple venti ten pump stirred white mocha with whipped cream and caramel drizzle on top.
Him: When are they supposed to stir it?
Me: Before the whipped cream.
Him: And that will get rid of the crappy taste?
Me: Yes.
Him: Ok. Thank you.
I KID YOU NOT.
5 comments:
:) oh, the joys of retail!
Hilarious. Ten pumps of what? White mocha?
Can I tell you, I had a dream the other night that you were serving monkey biscuits at your Starbucks? Complimentary with every purchase!
Hilarious.
Hee hee. This made me not miss it so much.
i am really late to comment on "piddling" but i just wanted to tell you that I TOTALLY feel you on this. I LOVE cool, crisp sunshiney mornings with no plans, hot coffee, a walk in a neighborhood, etc. When I am driving to work at 7am I see people walking there dogs with mugs of coffee and i envy them...but on the off days i had this summer i slept in. why?
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I LOVE IT!! (j)
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