When you have a newborn, everyone says, "Don't worry. He'll be sleeping through the night in just a few weeks." And that's true; eventually he does. What they don't tell you is that sleeping through the night is a mirage. You may think you've found it, only to realize at 3:30 am that you've been eating sand and every clue - crying, drooling, runny nose, spitting up - is a symptom of MULTIPLE THINGS, making it not so much a clue as JUST PART OF BEING A BABY and not at ALL helpful in getting to go back to bed.

Even so - isn't he cute?