please hold. a representative will be with you shortly.

Through a bizarre twist of technological fate (and despite Brian's valiant efforts), I currently only have internet access when Asher is awake. Please feel free to laugh with me - seriously? If I'm lucky I can check my email before he is pirouhetting off the couch, but I rarely have time to respond. No matter, because we leave in the morning for a few days in Nashville. Yay for us.

That's all, folks. Just wanted to wave and wish you a happy new year.